Review of Night Train to Terror (1985) by Tio B — 07 Feb 2016

Horror anthology with incomprehensible stories and non-stop laughs. Some of the funniest unintentionally funny things ever captured on celluloid lie herein.

This review of Night Train to Terror (1985) was written by Tio B on 07 Feb 2016.

Night Train to Terror has generally received negative reviews.

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Just an utterly bonkers film!! God and satan are on a train discussing if people should go to heaven or hell…

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