Review of Night of the Living Dead 3D (2006) by Thequietgamer — 16 May 2012

I'm a huge Zombie fan, I love them, you might even say I have an unhealthy obsession. I love just about every Zombie movie I watch except for a few retarded ones, and this one makes the list of ones I don't like, the whole thing has a straight to DVD feel to it, but it somehow made it into theaters.

The zombie look like stupidly fake, the writing is awful, and the whole thing is just a waste of time. The original George Romero movie (which this is a remake of) was fantastic and still one of the greatest Zombie movies of all time, this is a stupid attempt at capturing the glory of it, actually I'm not sure this is even attempting to do that, it feels like it's trying to create some kind of horror comedy thing while using the Night of the Living Dead name to trick fans of Romero's infinitely superior work into watching it, the thing is it's not funny or scary, you can't even take the "I'm laughing at it and not with it" approach because all this movie will do is make you groan.

There is one good thing I can say about it, and that's that there is a really hot naked chick in it, that's it, and that's not a reason to suffer through this crappy movie. Avoid this crappy Zombie movie, and keep in mind that this is coming from one of the world's biggest Zombie fans who actually enjoys (most) straight to DVD Zombie movie like Night of the Living Dead 4: Rave to the Grave, so if I say you no matter how big of a Zombie fan you are to avoid this movie do yourself a favor and listen.