Review of Next (2007) by Alex A — 21 Feb 2014

I hate this movie- this and Bangkok Dangerous make me want to shake Cage really hard and for a really long time. Jesus, he did Ghostrider in between those two. Worst. Three. Career. Moves. Ever.

It's just crap with an even crapper ending. Cage doesn't even care- in his head he is thinking "Next, next, next" but he doesn't mean the movie just what he is gonna do next, Like taking mushrooms with his cat or something.

I would have liked this movie if I'd watched it in mute and made up the words to match how it looked- then it'd be a movie about a guy who is having a stroke and those few minutes of his brain failing are represented in the movie. Plus there'd be a bomb threat again because at least there's the chance that everyone involved would die.