Review of Never Too Young to Die (1986) by Michael O — 18 Nov 2010
Let me break down why this movie is fucking awesome: John Stamos plays himself as he tries to stop a power-mad hermaphrodite (Gene Simmons complete with fake tits) from taking over the world. Your going to get mullets galore, ninjas, barbarians, Robert Englund, a sometimes coked up vanity, a really out of place George Lazenby cameo, a plucky Asian side kick and Gene Simmons trying to seduce Stamos with his super creepy special effects hermaphrodite boobs.
So unbelievably bad it comes back on it's self and ends up in citizen kane territory.
Have Mercy!
This review of Never Too Young to Die (1986) was written by Michael O on 18 Nov 2010.
Never Too Young to Die has generally received mixed reviews.
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