Review of Near Dark (1987) by Trevor S — 09 Dec 2011
This film has not aged well. Like a fine wine turned into vinegar piss. It is dated and clunks along. I have no care what happens to hick cowboys but most of all YOU CANNOT CURE VAMPIRES WITH BLOOD TRANSFUSIONS that's just silly.
You have to ram a stake through their harts, expose them to sunlight and flush whats left down the toilet.
This review of Near Dark (1987) was written by Trevor S on 09 Dec 2011.
Near Dark has generally received positive reviews.
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