Review of Nanny McPhee (2005) by Ida B — 25 Sep 2010

Nanny McPhee is my life, each day I think about Nanny McPhee before I go to bed, when I wake up in the morning and before I eat my luncheon. I have twelve pet voles named in favour of Nanny McPhee, they are named NM, Mr Brown, Simon, Aggy, Christiana, Mrs Quickley, Aunt Adelade, Eric, Tora, Sebastian, Lily and Evangaline as they are my favourite characters in Nanny McPhee.

Nanny McPhee lights up my life, when I die my dying wish is to be buried with Nanny McPhee DVD and dressed as the angel Nanny McPhee. When I heard news of the new Nanny McPhee I wet my knickers with excitement, resulting in a mental breakdown.

I hang a photo of the angel Nanny McPhee above my bed and kiss it passionately goodnight each night. My love for Nanny McPhee resulted in a divorce from my wife who did not agree with my obsession. I watch Nanny McpHee 6 times each day and 7 times each Sunday.

my faveroute qoutation in nanny mcphee is 'nanny mcphee, small c, big p'." If anyone insults Nanny McPhee I weep for days and if I come across a bad review of Nanny McPhee I cast myself to the floor and thrash violently.

I once discovered a scatch on my DVD of Nanny McPhee and I locked myself in my refridgator for ten days, nearly resulting in my death. Luckily my mental supervisor discovered me and bought me a new DVD of Nanny McPhee.

I am no longer permitted to leave my home. When in need I pray to Nanny McPhee. She has not yet visited me but I understand her busy schedule. Each month I have a wild rumpus in my home in celebration of Nanny McPhee; my pet voles and I sing, dance and watch Nanny McPhee on repeat.

I used to celebrate with alcohol but my mental supervisor no longer permits me to do this. But now I understand my love for Nanny McPhee is a stronger drug than any other. My love for Nanny McPhee is simply beyond me, I never understood such love could exist until I watched Nanny McPhee and saw the angel's face.

I realise now Nanny McPhee's quote in the film is very appropriate "The person you need is Nanny McPhee".