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My Bloody Valentine (2009) - Critic Reviews - Page 2 of 3

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By Jeffrey Bloomer (47) for Paste Magazine (2,906) on 06 Apr 2009

This one-trick, entirely derivative exercise in old-school slasher tropes doesn't stretch very far…

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By Pablo Villaça (1,590) for Cinema em Cena (1,589) on 13 Mar 2009

Meu desejo era o de que o Mineiro realmente aproveitasse a tecnologia tridimensional e, acabando com meu sofrimento, rasgasse a tela com sua…

Review of My Bloody Valentine (2009)

By Jeremy Heilman (393) for MovieMartyr.com (391) on 15 Feb 2009

Valentine is not attempting to appeal to highbrows, but its general lack of ambition in the face of both a potentially exciting new technology…

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By Jason Di Rosso (253) for MovieTime, ABC Radio National (314) on 13 Feb 2009

It will appeal to slasher fans (though it's by no means a standout example of the genre) and those with a black sense of humour who will no…

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By John Beifuss (1,947) for Commercial Appeal (Memphis, TN) (1,944) on 10 Feb 2009

In a packed auditorium in 3D, the film is a true thrill ride -- a communal experience of shared screams and relieved laughter…

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By Andrew L. Urban (972) for Urban Cinefile (2,850) on 09 Feb 2009

If you like a bloody laugh and you relish the idea of body parts hurtling at you threatening to shower your popcorn with blood, this might…

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By James Kendrick (1,607) for Q Network Film Desk (1,607) on 04 Feb 2009

Undeniably hokey, but also giddily effective, with the 3-D turning what might otherwise be a routine slash-and-hack job into a ridiculously…

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By Eric D. Snider (2,489) for EricDSnider.com (2,026) on 29 Jan 2009

It manages a few surprises -- and in a genre as worn-out as this one, a few surprises are all it takes…

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By David Cornelius (645) for eFilmCritic.com (5,125) on 29 Jan 2009

It's a lousy movie all around, but I had a great time watching it…

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By Kurt Loder (858) for MTV (492) on 26 Jan 2009

Without RealD, the new remake of My Bloody Valentine the 1981 Canadian slasher film, probably wouldn't be worth walking across the street to…

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By Jeffrey M. Anderson (3,573) for Combustible Celluloid (2,644) on 23 Jan 2009

The new remake of My Bloody Valentine wasn't screened for the press, which was a mistake; it's actually more interesting, more fun and better…

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By Sara Michelle Fetters (1,688) for MovieFreak.com (1,674) on 23 Jan 2009

Personally, thanks to that stupid turn of climactic events I think it's at best okay, and not even a three dimensional pickaxe to the jugular…

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By Tim Brayton (2,283) for Antagony & Ecstasy (1,911) on 21 Jan 2009

If the imagination and enthusiasm behind the gore effects set it in the top tier of slasher movies, the rest of the film is no better than…

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By Ken Hanke (2,234) for Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC) (2,247) on 21 Jan 2009

Director Patrick Lussier and cinematographer Brian Pearson, with help from production designer Zack Grobler, have managed to make the most…

Review of My Bloody Valentine (2009)

By Sean Burns (1,156) for Philadelphia Weekly (778) on 20 Jan 2009

It's paint- by-numbers, puritanical kill-the-horny-kids garbage, with the usual graphic impalements offering up a Freudian minefield of vengeful…

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By Michael Smith (475) for Tulsa World (603) on 20 Jan 2009

Constantly brutal and consistently terrifying. The acting, that is…

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By Roger Moore (6,008) for Orlando Sentinel (1,594) on 20 Jan 2009

The plot staggers from absurd to ridiculous, and the dialogue is strictly of the 'Look we don't have to go down there' variety…

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By Jim Slotek (879) for Jam! Movies (2,396) on 20 Jan 2009

Apart from hewing to old-school slasher rules as if they were the Talmud, the braintrusts behind My Bloody Valentine 3-D seem to have concentrated…

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By Ethan Alter (997) for Film Journal International (5,095) on 20 Jan 2009

Despite a few creative scares, this 3D enhanced horror film never quite delivers on its central gimmick…

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By Maryann Johanson (2,701) for Flick Filosopher (2,694) on 19 Jan 2009

[C]heat[s] at the end. In such a huge way that it's the most stunningly bad thing about the movie…

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