Review of Mutant Chronicles (2008) by Alain G — 29 Aug 2009

Any film where Ron Perlman actually tries to act is bound to be garbage. This film is not terrible but it had potential to be great and fell well short of its intended target. Thomas Jane is always fun to watch, when he is not being a bitch.

The effects and lame and cheesy most of the time, which I think is what they were going for anyways. The story is just kind of dull and seemed to have been decided on while too guys were in the shitter together, crunching out ideas.

Once again, Ron Perlman, trying to act, bad, Thomas Jane, good, effects, bad, story, dull, rest of the cast, pointless. You can live your life happy knowing that you never saw this film unless you really want to waste some time/.