Review of Movie 43 (2013) by Drew S — 07 Nov 2013

I find that every now and then--and this is really an ongoing thing--that movies that are made in this day and age are truly loosing their sense of exuberance when it comes to lowering the bar in theatrically-distributed exhibitions. Now, for those not keeping score, my thought on whether to assign the theme to this particular document is up in the air, so to speak.

I swear, its more like an amateur dentist miserably attempting cavity fillings on an old jack-ass only to fail with repugnant and embarrassing results galore.

Screw it, I'll just go ahead and say it. Despite what was said about "After Last Season" being THE worst movie I've ever seen is a statement that I begrudgingly still stand behind, but barely by the skin of its teeth. What I did find, and I'm frustratingly sad to report, that I found another movie that even dared to attempt to lower the bar even further.

This abomination that I dare utter to speak of is "Movie 43.".

After some time mulling over on what theme to assign this utter piece of garbage, I came to the logical conclusion that not only this movie isn't even deserving of any sort of theme and/or label, but the only thing that this movie deserves is to buy up every DVD from a local area superstore and completely defile each and every copy. The movie is that bad.

This movie is so bad, Ed Wood's corpse would just rise from the dead and cackle at us and say "See? My movies weren't that bad!" Okay, that comparison may not go to that extreme but c'mon!