Review of Movie 43 (2013) by Tooba A — 23 Jun 2014

If anyone remembers the advertising at the beginning of 2013 with the tv spots saying what is Movie 43? Well I can tell you right now Movie 43 is not a good movie whatsoever even though there are some funny parts in it like the pooping one with Anna Faris and Chris Pratt(who are actually a real life couple), the Veronica skit with Emma Stone and the grocery store that one was funny, and the Ibabe skit was sort of funny but that's just a little bit of the movie and the rest of Movie 43 is just unfunny and way too horrific to watch I mean I know this won a Razzie award this past year for worst picture and some other categories as well.

But did it deserve it? Yes it I did because most of Movie 43 feels like watching a really bad youtube video filled with a square gap of nothing which leads to a fart joke then and there but then no one cares because why? Because we are bored to death and are ready for this be over.

I mean seriously Hugh Jackman on a blind date with Kate Winslet and Hugh Jackman has a pair of balls on his neck was that even needed? No it was not neither was the next one about Liev Schrieber and Noami Watts homeschooling their teenage son and having to do horrible things them like call him gay and worst is trying to make him makeout with his own mother and then she asks him for protection(what the FUCK?) then another thing about this skit that pisses me off is why the fuck would anyone want to put shit on their child's chest and make them say they suck dick while recording it on their phone just whoever was fucking thinking about this surely needs to be locked up for life.

Then there is the boring superhero speed dating which tries to act like an old Batman episode from back in the 60's well sorry it didn't work, next up was the basketball skit(Victory's Glory) which was just some wiggle room to make us not want to turn it off because it was almost over well no it's not unless if you are lucky and turn it off right when the credits because there is another one that is just too nasty and pointless to even have with Josh Duhamel and Elizabeth Banks as this couple and Josh Duhamel's animated pet cat loves him and wants to kill his girlfriend and his pet cat thinks pretty much about having sex with him and even masturbating to pictures of him(WHY????).

I can see why most of these actors regret being of this film and how they were forced to be in it, and Movie 43 while yes there are some funny scenes but still does not help it from sinking and I can see why this is now considered one of the worst movies ever made because it's pretty horrid.