Review of Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997) by Zach R — 05 May 2011

I feel like I stepped into a really bad Power Rangers episode made by 2 6 year olds. This movie has little to no redeeming qualities, and one a bad scale, is right up there with Eragon (And Eragon was HORRIBLE).

Let's talk about the special affects. See line #1 of my review. They were downright awful. I could make better affects with my Windows Movie Maker. And a few puppets. And some string. I guess the creators of this movie need to thank God for photoshop.

The villains were REALLY lame too (Again, see line #1 of my review) They looked like reject Power Rangers villains made in a kindergartner's fan fiction. Not only were these "bad" guys laughable, but there lines were really stupid. As was the acting. That's 3 Power Ranger's 6 year old references in one review. I think I've set a record!

So yeah, the acting was pretty horrible. As for the plot...What plot? The movie is pretty much good vs evil and...Yeah that's pretty much it. My God, we've hit 4 people! 4!!!!

This movie challenges everything you know about who makes movies. This movie could have been written by a monkey. It could have been acted out by the people in a Kindergarten play playing the trees, and the special affects could have been down by my 4 year old cousin.

But I mean we do have to give this movie credit for something...The pink ninja is REALLY, REALLY hot.