Review of Morbius (2022) by Morbiusfan445 — 04 Jun 2022
After watching Morbius, it has changed my life. I work for a blood donation clinic, and I have now learned to not be ashamed of my want to consume human blood at my work place. For if I continue this beautifully red journey my power shall go from 1 to 1MORBILLION! (Which is 1.1) Morbius is my hero and he has made me learn to not beat my wife and children and that making love to bats is ok. It is the story of a Marvel Legend. THE Marvel Legend. I have already bought myself 1MORBILLION tickets to see Morbius for the 1MORBILLIONTH time. Screw the Batman, I WANT MORBIUS. I crave Morbius, for I am not afraid to get a leathal hickey from him. It would be so hot, and such a Morbius thing to do. My cock throbs for Morbius. -With great love: A Morbius-Man.
“Morbius is love. Morbius is life.
This review of Morbius (2022) was written by Morbiusfan445 on 04 Jun 2022.
Morbius has generally received mixed reviews.
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