Review of Morbius (2022) by Avalancheanimat — 31 May 2022

God I **** love this movie, it's such a good movie. When I saw the **** cool-ass poster with the two-face man, I started to have a literal **** seizure. Foam was coming out of my mouth, I kept saying "it's morbin time" for some reason.

I was okay though and bought the moribus popcorn. It tastes much better when any food item is in a moribus cup or bowl. When I got my Morbius popcorn, I ate the whole thing in 0.5 milliseconds. Ended up ordering another one.

I managed to hold myself back until the movie started. Now onto the main meat pot pie. I loved Morbius, I'm not gonna spoil it for anyone who hasn't watched it however since that would be a felony crime.

The dark and edgy mood really set the scene for the movie. when anything suspenseful happened, I kept screaming "ITS **** MORBIN TIME" as loud as I could. I almost got kicked out, but the security staff understood why because its **** moribus.

The story also had me on the edge of my seat, Literally. I fell and it hurt so **** much like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! Anyways, the characters also had some really good backstories and stuff and the character devlopment is fenominal.

Im not a good critic so I dont really have anything else to say.