Review of Morbius (2022) by Jared_Leto — 27 Apr 2022

Just like his oscar worthy role as the Joker, Jared Leto does it again. His stunts would make Keanu Reeves salivate. His humor slaps as hard as Chris Rock. His acting... muah! Chef's kiss. I will rewatch this movie as many times as I can in the theater until it's box office smashes Avatar. That's how good this movie is. If you ever laughed out loud in your movie theater seat during the 15 year old M&Ms commercial when the yellow M&M says, "No, this is an envelope." then get ready to laugh non stop during this film. There were so many times throughout the movie I stood up and clapped, which everyone in the theater loved. If this film was a truck, it would win Motor Trends Truck of the Year until the end of time. After this movie, Jared Leto should be cast for every super hero role until the end of time. Heck, recast Iron Man with Jared Leto. Every role Jared Leto does is immaculate. Seriously, GO AND SEE THIS MOVIE! If you have a child being born skip it. Morbius is proof that Sony DEFINITELY knows how to make a super hero film and should just buy Disney because they do it better. Who needs an Infinity Saga when we could have a Morbius saga or a Morbius Cinematic Universe!? THAT'S the world I want to live in. Since I began writing this review I've started crying because how great this movie is and just thinking about it... it makes me miss my pet bat Morbius... I was 8 and I always wanted a pet bat so I got a pet bat and a cage and well one day my stupid older brother opened the cage and the front door of the house was open and poor little Morbius bat flew outside straight in front of a Semi going 70mph... I miss you Morbius. Every day.

Jared Leto isn't the Super Hero actor we deserved, but the one that we needed.