Review of Moonwalker (1988) by 5 4 — 15 Jun 2010

Oh my god it does exist! A film that portrays exactly what a crack addict sees on a daily basis...Michael Jackson doing some of the most tripped out insanity ever devised by a human hand since Walt Disney's fantasia.

..Wow that's a scary thought well lets dive in shall we? When this came out Michael Jackson was viewed as a god amoung men with dance moves that could defy reality and a film by the greatest showman who ever lived can't possible be a bad thing right fans? "RIGHT".

..yeah just one little problem with fans "WHATS THAT?" well for one your WRONG!!! In this Michael Jackson turned his greatest hits in to an acid trip of epic proportions...I'll put it to you this way in this he dances with a rabbit costume come to life out runs claymation fans and turns into a car and then Poptimus prime and as if it couldn't be any more retarded he becomes a Space ship.

..Honestly did anyone even care what they did or did Michael pay them to keep there mouths shut.Huh sounds at lot like something he did recently it involved some kids,Neverland and some "Jesus" juice Okayyyy.

...gimme a second here to smoke my crack pipe maybe then this will make sense....Whoa...Okay people I'm going to let skippy the Kangaroo take over this one got anything to say skippy? "Yes Critic this cinematic dibocal is a shame to the arts.

" Okay say it again so the rest of us can understand. "It sucks." now was that so hard?.Okay there one moment in this film that is pure perfection and that is the Music video of smooth Criminal I have never seen anything that well planned out in my life it is probably about as close to perfection as you can get that was the only thing that saved this film from getting a zero I'm the Inglourious Critic I give shit films the response they deserve goodnight an denjoy the show.