Review of Monster Trucks (2016) by Lee B — 16 Jan 2018

Can we just make a general rule? Maybe in future let's not let literal 4-year-old children help write major motion pictures. Because that's what happened here, this film was literally made based on a pitch that was, in part, thought up by a 4-year-old.

That's not even close to acceptable, neither is giving the film thought up by a 4 year old a 125 million dollar budget when the film was made back in 2014... oh, yeah, this film kinda sat on the shelf for 2 years because Paramount realised they were about to drop a massive turd of a film.

this is the same company that got rid of the much cheaper Friday the 13th series because they didn't want to handle the controversies those films brought them, but those films were also cheaply made and always profitable.

Monster Trucks was never going to be profitable, it was never going to be good (Again, a 4-year-old thought this film up) and it was never going to make $125,000,000.