Review of Mobsters (1991) by Coxxie M — 16 Mar 2009

Have you seen 'Once Upoan a Time in America'? Good, now replace Sergio Leone with the esteemed director of 'Newsies'.

Next, think of all the great actors in famous mob movies, you know: Pacino, De Niro, etc. and replace them with members of n'sync (or menudo) or even Albus Dumbledore.

Finished, you now have 'Mobsters'!

At least now we know what 'The Godfather' would've looked like with Ryan O'neal instead of Pacino.

And yes, I realize that these are real people and at least based on real events, but that doesn't make up for the fact that this is a piss-poor movie that could've been put together by high schoolers,.

Or Pauly Shore.