Review of Miss Congeniality (2000) by Chris M — 02 Sep 2009
Stan Fields: Miss Rhode Island, please describe your idea of a perfect date.
Cheryl "Rhode Island": That's a tough one. I would have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket.
Gracie Hart: I am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven't slept all night, I'm starved, AND I'm armed! Don't MESS with me!
Victor Melling: The last time I saw a walk like that was in "Jurassic Park.".
Victor Melling: I'm sorry, what was the question? I was distracted by the half- masticated cow rolling around in your wide-open trap.
Victor Melling: If I'd ever had a daughter, I imagine she might have been something like you... which is perhaps why I've never reproduced.
Victor Melling: In place of relationships, you have sarcasm and a gun!
Gracie Hart: Oh, I have sarcasm? When every word that comes out of your mouth is dripping with disdain?
Victor Melling: Ah! But that is because I am a miserable, grumpy elitist - and that works for me!
Victor Melling: [during a makeover session] Eyebrows. There should be two.
Gracie Hart: You think I'm gorgeous, you want to kiss me...
Gracie Hart: You want to hug me... You want to love me... You want to hug me... You want to smooch me... You want to...
This review of Miss Congeniality (2000) was written by Chris M on 02 Sep 2009.
Miss Congeniality has generally received mixed reviews.
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