Review of Minions (2015) by Isimon420 — 18 Jul 2015

I stood in the pouring rain in California, hailed a cab and wasted twenty dollars of my own money to see this abomination with my family. Let me state to emphasize, THIS MOVIE IS AN ABSOLUTE **** WASTE OF YOUR MONEY AND TIME. No subtitles on the generic minion main characters throughout the entire movie. No Gru until the very end and even then its just his toddler form. But the biggest crime? SANDRA BULLOCK WRITTEN BORING?! That is NOT how you make use of a good actress movie...NO....just no.

Minions need a master find master master dies rinse and repeat until you gouge your eyes out so you never have to see such a retarded movie ever again. NONE of the charm of Despicable Me 1 and 2, all hollow and all the characters ARE NOT....FUNNY. I laughed all of four times, my father fell asleep the entire time and then he woke up at the end and said and I'll never forget this **** "That movie was two hours too long." And I agree.