Review of Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates (2016) by Walter P — 08 Aug 2016
A sophomoric, raunchy, nonPC, slapstick funny movie. Don't expect more than that, don't read messages into it but do expect to laugh out loud. Some quotes instead of a review.
Mike: I constantly use words that I don't know the meaning of. Like assuage. Can you assuage me the ketchup? Can you assuage me those people?
Mike: It was like you were making meth in the bathtub and it exploded. Burn victim Barbie.
Tatayana: We are going to look as presentable as fuck. Like nice girls.
Mike: If I had to give you a grade it would be a D. A big hard D.
Eric: I didn't really mean it. I was using hyberbole!
Mike: I'm pretty sure you know I don't know what that means!
Tatayana: look at mike, he's like he is a fun house mirror version of a better looking dude, but he is just that dude.
Mike: I'm gonna walk in on mom giving dad a push-pop?
Dave : What's a push-pop?
Mike: I made it up, Dave, It's a sexual term that I just made up.
Dave : WHAT'S A PUSH-POP?
Mike: I don't know.
Dave: WHAT'S A PUSHPOP?!
Mike: I don't know.
Dave : WHAT'S A PUSH-POP?!!
Mike: I've been in the bowels of the internet and I've never seen a pushpop.
Dave: God! Just tell me what's a pushpop?
Mike : It's a *whole hand* up an ass, David! Is that what you want me to say?
This review of Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates (2016) was written by Walter P on 08 Aug 2016.
Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates has generally received mixed reviews.
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