Review of mid90s (2018) by Carley E — 26 Oct 2018

This movie is complete and utter dog-shit. I can't stand the constant jump cuts early on, I felt like I was watching a vlog. Not only was it hard to follow at that point, but there was no conflict.

I understand that it was a coming of age story but there still needs to be conflict. Like in moonlight, call me by your name or ladybird. There is conflict in all 3 of those movies. Even when slight conflict arises with Stevie he goes back to his old and shitty ways.

Also the child porn scene. How did Jonah Hill get this in the film. I mean holy fuck. Also nobody, and not even my left nut is dumb enough to get into a car with someone that shmacked. That whole idea is totally against what Ray wants with his career or future.

Can I also say that there was such a big lead up to... absolutely fucking nothing. I mean the climax was at the end of the movie for fuck sake. Jonah Hill will make up some bullshit and say "Well we wanted to make this original and not have it be a traditional film.

" And what I would say to that is fuck you Jonah Hill. Can you make a good god damn movie I mean holy fuck. Don't let me get started on the writing, "Would you rather fuck your mom, or your dad.

" Hey Jonah Hill go fuck yourself. You really couldn't think of anything else. And let me just say how many fucks I gave about a single one of those charters. To be fully honest I cannot obtain a single fuck to give.

About 45 minutes in I was wondering why I was watching this pile of dog-shit. And just to clear up some questions, who is Jonah. Is Jonah the 4th grader kid, because that would make sense if he was. And it would have clicked a tiny bit easier in peoples heads if he made the kid fat, I mean how much do I have to assume.

And great, it sold amazing at the box office so your gonna make more movies now.