Review of Memorial Valley Massacre (1988) by Ethan Y — 08 Jan 2008
Some movies just lend themselves so well for a "Mystery Science Theater" treatment. Alas and alack for what could have been....
"Memorial Valley Massacre" is a typical slasher movie, with a deranged, stereotypically-inventive killer; moronic victims who, despite repeated orders to stick together, walk alone into the woods; and idiotic exposition.
That being said, "Massacre" is enjoyable as a way of laughing at inept filmmaking, particularly the terrible dialogue and cliche plot movement (each unlikable character gets killed off one-at-a-time).
It is nice to see the biggest self-absorbed asshole in the movie get impaled on a spiked log trap before he can enjoy a tender moment, especially since his name is John Kerry.
This review of Memorial Valley Massacre (1988) was written by Ethan Y on 08 Jan 2008.
Memorial Valley Massacre has generally received negative reviews.
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