Review of Mega Snake (2007) by Bobby L — 10 Feb 2010

"I have a PhD in Zoology, and I know a lot about animals, snakes in particular, and this is definitely the work of a giant snake." - Erin, Deputy.

Now, far be it from to question why a doctor became a cop, but why the hell did she become a cop?

Another question, as well, if I may- why are small town sheriff's the world's biggest, dumbest, most retarded people to ever exist? The one in this movie is seconded only by the partying cop from Cabin Fever, as persons who shouldn't be allowed to handle a rubber band for fear they'd cut themselves on it, much less any real weapons.

Why do they never believe the ones qualified to know about these things, and accuse the ones who discover it, despite that it's obvious no mere human could cause such havoc?

I think had the sheriff not been in this, I would have enjoyed it a bit more. The acting was subpar, but passable. The pace was decent, and the script had plotholes coming out of it's ears, which makes for some fun viewing. The special effects are truly terrible, and I mean terrible by any standards. Looks as if they simply used the pre-viz version and never finished it.

I was laughing and enjoying lots of this, but dammit, that freaking sheriff ruins everything! I am sick of those sorts of characters.