Review of Mega Piranha (2010) by Lee H — 14 Jan 2011

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How do you feel about piranhas... what about making them bigger... for fun! now have them get loose.... For Fun... then to step things up lets throw in a marine or secret forces or pink ribbon or analyst or something.., insert super buff model who can only look serious regardless. Which will be important for the knife fight he has to have with a fish. Now have him fall in love with an overweight washed up 80's pop star actress playing a marine biologist geneticist or some bullocks but surely they must fall in love.... cuz the unexplained villainous general tells us so..... now thirty minutes of using bullets to kill fish then and then giant explosive fish and what you have is a terrible terrible winner. This movie is just magical... l could talk about it all night but I'm tired and intoxicated.... Kill one, you kill them all.