Review of Meet the Spartans (2008) by Johnny T — 14 Mar 2011

Meet the Spartans only supplied one single line of funny dialogue. I was forced to sit through over an hour of poorly written gags and a terribly executed screenplay! The best thing in Meet the Spartans is the swift kick in the bombast it delivers to the oh-no-not-us homoeroticism of "300." The movie lacks humour and an entertainment value. Writer-directors Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer basically reprise the tired formula from their earlier efforts, which is to throw in as many pop culture references as possible to cover up the lack of any real wit. It's so bad even Carmen Electra should be embarrassed. The musical number that runs during the closing credits funnier than anything that precedes it, which isn't saying much.

VERDICT: "F**k You" - Panned and Lowest rating in the system. These are some of the worst films ever made. These films do everything wrong and do it worse than bad.