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By Natasha B (115) on 25 Oct 2011

Loved it. Had a good laugh with some good old british comedy :)…

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By Laura T (249) on 02 Sep 2011

Hilarious in places. Jason Statham as the Monk saved it me thinks…

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By Hammers9025 P (379) on 15 Jun 2011

A brit comedy version of the Longest Yard (that came out before the Adam Sandler remake). Instead of football, it's soccer…

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By James O (968) on 04 Jun 2011

Better than a lot of football films. Though it is inane at times, the commentary during the macthes are funny…

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By Leanne K (441) on 26 Apr 2011

That was FUN! :) Right in his carrots and onions Haha…

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By Sergio E (208) on 20 Apr 2011

Hayter: Prison Guard to Secretary: I wouldn't get too close Miss. Tracey: Secretary to Danny: Why? You're not dangerous. Are you Mr…

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By Patrick K (995) on 27 Mar 2011

The americans had the longest yard with american g=football being the theme but us brits have this which uses the beautiful game as the theme…

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By Ruth D (96) on 25 Mar 2011

I saw this in the cinema and was cheering on Vinnie Jones…

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By Arthur R (252) on 21 Jan 2011

Inspired by The Longest Yard. This is a funny movie. It's really good. I hate football but I wanted to see how this movie would turn out…

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By Ken K (360) on 10 Jan 2011

Vinny Jones > Adam Sandler Jason Statham = Burt Reynolds Vas Blackwood > Chris Rock David Hemmings > James Cromwell Omid Djalii > Nelly Football…

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By Marta W (20) on 08 Jan 2011

This movie never gets to old or to boring to watch it again. RT can kiss my ass and f*** off :)…

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By David G (2,424) on 26 Nov 2010

I was not sure about this movie but I really like Vinnie Jones and Jason satatham so I gave it a shot and it was not bad at all it is just…

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By Nathan W (532) on 22 Nov 2010

This film in my eyes is under rated and any one who has rated this lowly should prepare themselves because I don't think it will be long before…

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By Toni S (459) on 15 Oct 2010

Not great but not half as bad as you'd expect…

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By Katelynn P (14) on 06 Sep 2010

Haven't I seen this before? It was called Longest yard wasn't it…

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By Erg1008 (170) on 31 Aug 2010

English remake of the 1970's Burt Reynolds American football romp…

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By Brendan H (233) on 17 Aug 2010

The best of The Longest Yard stream. Nothing new here, but its the best of the 3 by far, and Im a gridiron fan…

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By Jostein B (9) on 17 Jul 2010

Quite interesting to watch this if you've already watched The Longest Yard since they both are inspired by the same novel. But to be honest…

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By Bj H (26) on 03 Jul 2010

Brilliant film especially if you are british and remember vinnie jones playing the beautiful game…

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By Johnny G (198) on 01 Jul 2010

Miles and miles better than the US version (which is still good) this is better though…

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