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By Osama K (1) on 30 Jul 2008

Fantastic movie, especially the goalkeeper it's so funny and cool…

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By Corey C (511) on 16 Jul 2008

This film is reallly gud!!!! and funny,,expecially danny dyers character and 'the monk…

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By Sam B (1,226) on 10 Jul 2008

True classic! if you haven't seen it then do it…

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By Kyle M (2,387) on 10 Jul 2008

It is the longest yerd but with all the guy richie and british soccer movie stars in it.... and its soccer rather then football (no pun intended)…

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By Hugh P (24) on 08 Jul 2008

I watched this in slacked jawed-awe with my flatmate, The Hood, as a film so simple that a hat full opf dog semen would be able to spot every…

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By Gray D (42) on 08 Jul 2008

Englands version of The Longest Yard. Still good tho…

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By Charles T (241) on 08 Jul 2008

You gotta love the absolute humor of this movie. It reaches out to you in spite of the rather morbid story set in a prison.Unusual…

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By Kora G (55) on 07 Jul 2008

I don't remember it that well since i've seen it probably a couple of years ago but I remember enjoying it:) haven't seen the original though…

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By Umah G (17) on 07 Jul 2008

LOVE the 2 commentators...the swearing/language/lines are hilarious! (But rude) :D…

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By Logan V (143) on 25 Jun 2008

Hvad kan jeg sige... Vinnie Jones styrer, og JA han er verdens bedste fodboldspiller... Kanon sjov film…

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By Will T (444) on 18 Jun 2008

Better than The Longest Yard with Adam Sandler…

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By Natalie D (108) on 11 Jun 2008

Abso-fucking lutely Bob!!!!!! one of the best films of all time…

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By Emmanuel V (29) on 01 Jun 2008

Simple plot, but there are some half decent one liners in this…

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By -:Killswitch:- (4) on 27 May 2008

Dude This movie Right here... All Fuckin Sweet As shit…

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By Antony W (206) on 27 May 2008

This film is a real laugh, definately one to watch, and gets better with each viewing....you can say that again bob…

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By Brandon M (1,068) on 27 May 2008

An exact replica of The Longest Yard, Mean Machine does a better-than-expected job of keeping the film's content alive and entertaining…

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By Spencer T (151) on 24 May 2008

Sick ass movie, a british re-make of The Longest Yard with soccer instead of football and Vinnie Jones instead of Burt Reynolds. LOVE IT…

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By Gary T (2,283) on 23 May 2008

Wow this is a funny movie..this has a good cast of characters throughout this movie...the director of this Art House & International, Comedy…

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By Murray S (110) on 23 May 2008

Yes it is a european knock off of the american Original of The Longest Yard, but I can relate more to soccer than American Football and I think…

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By Chris W (2,796) on 09 May 2008

Great re-imagining. Loved it a hell of a lot more than the Sandler piece of shit…

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