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By Robert J (260) on 18 Sep 2012

Not very bright, but has some good material in it. I rate films out of 4 stars. (3/4)…

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By The Critic ( (601) on 01 Sep 2012

Ticks all the boxes of a clichéd sports and prison movie, but Vinnie Jones and his oddball team are likeable enough to see this venture through…

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By Mark L (1,544) on 26 Aug 2012

Only 34%? Not at all. A fine remake of the Burt Reynolds film, which was evidently called The Longest Yard in the USA…

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By David B (3,254) on 02 May 2012

Pretty cool flick. Vinnie Jones plays a great tough guy…

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By Scott R (2,451) on 17 Feb 2012

The English take on The Longest Yard. Nothing special but enjoyable…

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By Greg H (425) on 12 Feb 2012

Good adaptation of The Longest Yard. It's rougher and darker. Good viewing…

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By Céline D (156) on 25 Dec 2011

Film sympa de foot en taule... Mais moi, je me ferai bien le moine !! C'est où le monastère le plus proche…

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By Natasha B (115) on 25 Oct 2011

Loved it. Had a good laugh with some good old british comedy :)…

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By Laura T (249) on 02 Sep 2011

Hilarious in places. Jason Statham as the Monk saved it me thinks…

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By Hammers9025 P (379) on 15 Jun 2011

A brit comedy version of the Longest Yard (that came out before the Adam Sandler remake). Instead of football, it's soccer…

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By James O (968) on 04 Jun 2011

Better than a lot of football films. Though it is inane at times, the commentary during the macthes are funny…

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By Leanne K (441) on 26 Apr 2011

That was FUN! :) Right in his carrots and onions Haha…

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By Sergio E (208) on 20 Apr 2011

Hayter: Prison Guard to Secretary: I wouldn't get too close Miss. Tracey: Secretary to Danny: Why? You're not dangerous. Are you Mr…

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By Patrick K (995) on 27 Mar 2011

The americans had the longest yard with american g=football being the theme but us brits have this which uses the beautiful game as the theme…

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By Ruth D (96) on 25 Mar 2011

I saw this in the cinema and was cheering on Vinnie Jones…

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By Arthur R (252) on 21 Jan 2011

Inspired by The Longest Yard. This is a funny movie. It's really good. I hate football but I wanted to see how this movie would turn out…

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By Ken K (360) on 10 Jan 2011

Vinny Jones > Adam Sandler Jason Statham = Burt Reynolds Vas Blackwood > Chris Rock David Hemmings > James Cromwell Omid Djalii > Nelly Football…

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By Marta W (20) on 08 Jan 2011

This movie never gets to old or to boring to watch it again. RT can kiss my ass and f*** off :)…

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By David G (2,424) on 26 Nov 2010

I was not sure about this movie but I really like Vinnie Jones and Jason satatham so I gave it a shot and it was not bad at all it is just…

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By Nathan W (532) on 22 Nov 2010

This film in my eyes is under rated and any one who has rated this lowly should prepare themselves because I don't think it will be long before…

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