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By Tilli F (1) on 10 Dec 2007

OMG I LOVE THIS FILM ..... MUNK IS MINT! REMINDS ME OFF MY MATE WHEN HE STARTS DANCING LMFAO…

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By Colin N (120) on 07 Dec 2007

It's funny and post Snatch & Lock Stock days, so it's a great look what we can do after Guy Ritchie left with Madonna movie…

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By Edward T (100) on 06 Dec 2007

Sooo funny, plus Vinny Jones and Jason Statham are well sexy......and cant forget the gorgeous Danny Dyer phwar…

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By Addison S (6) on 04 Dec 2007

Top footy match at the end , if only they could all be played like that ,…

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By Richard H (920) on 03 Dec 2007

Based on the original longest yard not badly done…

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By Martin P (402) on 02 Dec 2007

Appalling. I remember an old man exploding... And then it just not being mentioned again…

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By Leanne N (9) on 01 Dec 2007

How much does Vinnie and Jason rock?....I can't even describe…

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By Jonathan H (1,173) on 29 Nov 2007

One of the best games of footie i've ever seen the bit where the warder get's hit in the balls quality…

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By Gus K (26) on 26 Nov 2007

Not just because it's a soccer movie, but because it does justice to the original The Longest Yard. It's probably better in my opinion…

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By Sean S (1,358) on 24 Nov 2007

British version of The Longest Yard...not too bad…

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By Atsushi N (4) on 19 Nov 2007

Watched the longest yard couple a weeks ago and this movie is a bit different. cause its british mainly. its a good movie wurth watching…

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By Mike K (761) on 18 Nov 2007

Not a bad film , kinda 'does what it says on the tin', suffers from a lack of imaginative cinematography however, the monk cut scenes are funny…

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By Kate M (436) on 15 Nov 2007

The best take on the longest yard storyline. That's right Bob…

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By Rune A (22) on 11 Nov 2007

GREAT Brit remake of The Longest Yard. Kicks ass…

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By Sean B (586) on 10 Nov 2007

Best film ever and de funniest fukin thing u'll ever watch…

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By Ahmed T (23) on 10 Nov 2007

Da a7la film ya naaas its the best movie…

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By Aaron M (1,334) on 10 Nov 2007

Another great remake of the Longest Yard now with a soccer input. Great comic script plus a little physical comedy every now and then…

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By Chris K (1,194) on 07 Nov 2007

Enjoyable. Passes the time. Some good laughs…

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By Rachel B (871) on 07 Nov 2007

The commentary on the match at the end is hilarious. Vinnie is top class. We get to see some of Vinnies moves from his old Crazy Gang days…

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By John K (1,706) on 06 Nov 2007

Hilarious film, much better than that dried vomit on the side of the road Sandler calls a Longest Yard remake…

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