Review of Mean Machine (2001) by Natalie C — 08 Oct 2007

Never really thought anything of vinnie and dont really like football, but I was totally hooked by this and have watched it many times now. brill!!

This review of Mean Machine (2001) was written by Natalie C on 08 Oct 2007.

Mean Machine has generally received positive reviews.

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