Review of Matthew Blackheart: Monster Smasher (2002) by Justin W — 31 Aug 2008

There are so many lame one-liners in this film that I couldn't help but enjoy it. it's cheesy goodness....it's kinda like a pizza combo, actually. you've got the pretzel outside of cool-lookin' monsters and somewhat neat (yet still lame) story.

..and the cheesy filling of everything else in the movie being...well, cheesy. I like pizza combos. they're grand. this movie is grand. watch it.