Review of Material Girls (2006) by Kevin P — 06 May 2009

Yeah, I was able to predict how the entire movie would turn out by the first commercial break. That shouldn't come as much of a surprise. There's no real substance or meaning here, unless you've not experienced the jaw-dropping looks of Brandon Beemer, in which case you'll be pleased to know that he graces the movie with his presence within the first five minutes and doesn't appear again.

Such a shame to let that face and body go to waste, but whatever.