Review of Masters of the Universe (1987) by Ryan J — 06 Aug 2008
My lord this film is hellalame. Watch out for 'Star Trek: Voyager's Tom Paris as a crazy teenager, and the bald headmaster guy from 'Back to the Future' playing basically the same role ("SLACKERS!").
Skeletor is so lame-ass in this film that he makes Dolph Lundgren look thespian-like.
P.S. Where the foook was Orko? Replced by some irritating midget in prosthetics called Gwildor. FFS!!
This review of Masters of the Universe (1987) was written by Ryan J on 06 Aug 2008.
Masters of the Universe has generally received mixed reviews.
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