Review of Masters of the Universe (1987) by Kristal — 04 May 2008

Why won't the creators of Mst3k buy the rights to this really awful movie staring everyones favorite b-rated shitty actor Dolph lundgren,you would figure he would have gotten the hint back in 85 his resume would be filled with bad movies including the shitty remake to a 80's cartoon which 85 release to home video cross over with both she-ra & he-man was more chessey,but more cleaver to look at than this half ass version of high lander 2.