Review of Mars Attacks! (1996) by Jason L — 16 Jun 2012

They blew up Congress, ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!

This review of Mars Attacks! (1996) was written by Jason L on 16 Jun 2012.

Mars Attacks! has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Waleed A (914) on 13 Aug 2017

Really slow and just not funny. I chuckled a few times the entire movie. this should be something I like. tim burton is garbo (about 3 viewings)…

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Left the movie after about the fifth cow got burned alive. I didn't get it. Lots of good stars, sure had promise, but didn't deliver…

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[Mars Attacks!] works well enough, though never well enough to make up for the fact that Burton ultimately settles for less…

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This star studded dark comedy is a good film although it often drags and sometimes becomes too heavily burdened by the star power…

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$100 million that could've been spent curing cancer instead gave me cancer from watching this awful, sadistic movie…

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Possibly Tim Burton's most underrated movie, Mars Attacks has it's fair share of problems, for starters the script is never as funny as you…

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Mars Attacks! is a very silly, goofy and campy movie for better and for worse…

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By Klebart (55) on 20 Dec 2019

Such a fun and non-serious movie! Is it campy. Yes. Is it dopey. Yes. You really just need to roll with it. Arrk! Arrk! Arrk! Oh those silly humans…

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