Review of Man of Steel (2013) by Peter L — 28 Feb 2018
This piss poor excuse for a movie doesn't deserve any stars; why am I giving it 5 you ask? Because they literally had like 5 or 6 flying dicks in this movie and got away with it. Seriously. The part where General Zod and his back up singers are captured and facing trial, they freeze them and it turns into these pod things that literally look like dicks.
Shaft, head, wrinkly skin at the base, even asymmetric at the base where the balls would be/ sort of are kind of like one of those suction cup dildos. Think I'm joking? Think I'm trolling? Go watch the movie and pause it or watch it in slow motion.
Flying. Dicks.
This review of Man of Steel (2013) was written by Peter L on 28 Feb 2018.
Man of Steel has generally received positive reviews.
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