Review of Mammoth (2006) by Karen D — 09 Jan 2008
Wow, this movie was terrible!!!! God, I so wanted to like it, but I've finally come to terms with the fact that I just set fire to 20 fucking dollars!!! The whole unrated part is a god damn trick too because everything raunchy or bad either is suggested or happens offscreen. The film cuts every time right before something bad was supposed to happen!!!
If you are still intent on watching this, here is what you can look forward to: a cartoon mammoth, an overacting lead, a soul-sucking trunk, men in black, geriatric sex with toothless blowjob, an emo boyfriend, a desperate Tom Skerritt, car rides with dead men in monkey suits, a rave in the woods, and a very gay ending.
God, I hated this movie. The one star goes to the daughter for looking bangable.
This review of Mammoth (2006) was written by Karen D on 09 Jan 2008.
Mammoth has generally received negative reviews.
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