Review of Mama (2013) by Niru B — 01 Nov 2013
.......THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH!!!!!!!??????????? I mean god this movie is just a bunch of tiring movie jump scare cliches that FUCKING DON'T SCARE YOU AT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!! and it also has a confusing as hell script with these boring sub plots that confuse the hell out of you with the story trying to tell you HEY HEY LOOK AT US WE'RE SCARY HEY GIVE US ATTENTION YA FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! I mean this film takes every horror cliche and puts it in a blender.
Plus mama doesnt even deliver a good plot. For that matter it rips off the woman in black. A dead mother tries looking for her kid and takes away the parents children. It's the same thing but different.
The mama raises the children that the father tried to kill including the mother and eventually dies. As soon as mama gets her baby back she throws it away just to take one of the girls instead cause..
...well...a mothers love is never forgotten.....*FLIPS THE COFFEE TABLE* THIS MOVIE SUCKS THE ENDING IS STUPID THE ENTIRE PLOT IS CONFUSING AS HELL AND MY GOD ITS BAD!!!!! IT MAKES ME WANNA RATHER LISTEN TO WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY THAN WATCHING THIS BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! In conclusion boys and girls and mothers, I give MAMAMAAMAMAMAMAMAMAAMAMAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA a 4 out of 10.
This review of Mama (2013) was written by Niru B on 01 Nov 2013.
Mama has generally received mixed reviews.
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