Review of Malibu's Most Wanted (2003) by Travis T — 20 Sep 2007

I'm sure everyone has heard about the Michael Vick crap. If you haven't, well he is a football player who was involved with a dog fighting ring. First let it be said that involving yourself with gambling of any kind is prohibited when you play professional sports. Next let it be said that I don't think they should [u]EVER[/u] let him back into the NFL. Lastly, Mark Kriegel from FOXsports can lick my non-existant testicles. Vick has pled guilty. He has also admited to hanging and drowning dogs that did not preform well. Now he is claiming to have found Jesus because of the whole ordeal. Whatever. Then there are the people out there like Kriegel who think that Vick deserves a second chance. If he drops the ball are they going to hold his head under in a bucket of gatorade? I admit, my first reaction to this whole thing was a silent wish that Michael Vick would get his face ripped off, but I guess that would be a [b]TAD[/b] bit inhumane in itself and that's not right either. I do however think jail time and a lifelong ban of playing football is highly appropriate.

This weekend was the weekend of bad tivo movie watching. I watched "My Boss's Daughter," "Guess Who," and "Malibu's Most Wanted." I probably don't need to tell you that these movies are bad. As unbelievable as this may sound, Malibu was the one that sucked the least. Don't get me wrong, all three were utter horse crap, but if someone had a gun to my head and said I had to watch one of those three movies for a second time or they are going to blow my brains out I would have to watch the latter. Something needs to be done about Ashton Kutcher, inhumanity be damned.

I also watched a couple good movies. I've been on an anime kick. "Howl's Moving Castle" is just one of my favorites. I love it. I didn't like "Whisper of the Heart" quite as much, perhaps because there were no demons or giant robots.