Review of Major Payne (1995) by Christopher T — 28 Sep 2008

"Tie it off before I jerk it off and kick it around on the ground." Possible one of the greatest quotes ever.

This review of Major Payne (1995) was written by Christopher T on 28 Sep 2008.

Major Payne has generally received mixed reviews.

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