Review of Magic Mike XXL (2015) by Shawn P — 07 Jul 2015

GARBAGE!!!!!! GARBAGE GARBAGE!!!!! I'm giving it 1 star only because Joe was wearing tight leather underwear for maybe 2 minutes at the very end. It was basically a cheesy road trip movie not a stripper movie, it had no energy, no dance routines with them all together on stage, they do end up on stage for maybe 60 seconds thats it! Channing strips maybe 5 minutes the entire movie (with his pants on mostly) aside from dancing in his garage fully clothed to Pony.

.....Tarzan shakes from side to side and flexes with arms and Matt Bomber dances for about 2 minutes. all in the last 15 minutes of the movie. They do lick chocolate off a 400 pound woman's leg....

Joe walks into a gas station and takes his shirt off and dances a bit.....that's the entertainment on the movie! IS THIS A STRIPPER MOVIE!? or a cheesy road trip movie?!?! You guessed it a cheesy road trip movie about nothing we care about.

Ummm...a quote from SHOWGIRLS "Show me your tits, I wanna see you dance and I wanna see you smile, I can't use you if you can't show, I can't use you if you can't sell" You go to a movie like this to see strippers, GIVE the audience what you say you are advertising.

.....don't pretend to be something your not! The movie wasn't even funny when it was clearly meant to be, it wasn't interesting, I almost fell asleep near the middle of it, I was shocking with a name XXL you'd think it would 1 up the first with dancing, total opposite! it was TERRIBLE!!! I wasted $13.

00 I can never get back!!!! WTF were you thinking even making this movie Channing?