Review of Magic Mike (2012) by Brian V — 04 Jul 2014
My my, where do I begin? First of all, this was much more PLEASURABLE than expected. What a SHOCKER. Secondly, I never thought I would find that much stimulation come from a tribe of half-naked, sweaty, pulsating men, but I suppose anything is possible if you expand your mind! Thirdly, the title holds true as this was truly a magical experience, leaving me SHAKING and SQUIRMING for more long after the last gyrating pelvis left the screen! OH FUCK.
SHIT SHIT SHIT. THIS ISN'T MY HEAD IS IT? NOPE, NO THAT'S A KEYBOARD. NOPE. DON'T HIT POST. I hit post. I couldn't have hit post harder. Holy fuck I'm gay.
This review of Magic Mike (2012) was written by Brian V on 04 Jul 2014.
Magic Mike has generally received positive reviews.
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