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By James Berardinelli (4,524) for ReelViews (4,523) on 10 Oct 2013

Those who love Robert Rodriguez's over-the-top Grindhouse-flavored spoofs will delight in this one but, ultimately, this is probably one Machete…

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By Allan Hunter (1,486) for Daily Express (UK) (2,141) on 10 Oct 2013

The mind boggles, the stomach turns and the heart sinks. You have been warned…

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By Matt Zoller Seitz (637) for RogerEbert.com (5,563) on 10 Oct 2013

The picture is assembled with energy and a smidgen of style, but it's tiresome and slight…

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By Joe Williams (923) for St. Louis Post-Dispatch (1,715) on 10 Oct 2013

When a celebrity chef like Rodriguez is just going through the motions, we can smell that the grindhouse fad is way past its expiration date…

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By Adam Graham (720) for Detroit News (2,682) on 10 Oct 2013

Machete Kills is barely a movie. It's an inside joke wrapped in a fanboy fantasy, pieced together through a haze of ironic detachment…

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By Austin Kennedy (419) for Film Geek Central (133) on 09 Oct 2013

I found it to be an improvement over the original. The energy is higher, the action is crazier, and the humor is more evident…

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By Mark Dujsik (2,093) for Mark Reviews Movies (2,037) on 09 Oct 2013

It's a step in the right direction, at least, and the trailer for the third movie at the start of this one suggests an even bigger step into…

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By Dustin Putman (2,479) for TheFilmFile.com (2,314) on 09 Oct 2013

A tongue-in-cheek exploitationer that manages to be batshit-crazier than the first, but only about half as diverting…

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By Sam Woolf (118) for We Got This Covered (2,391) on 09 Oct 2013

For all its testosterone and bravado, Machete Kills won't leave you with much to remember about the film that the title doesn't already tell you…

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By Travis Hopson (923) for Examiner.com (1,617) on 09 Oct 2013

If there are boundaries of good taste to be followed, Machete Kills leaves them in a bloody heap…

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By Stephen Holden (1,707) for New York Times (5,786) on 09 Oct 2013

All too soon, Machete Kills collapses into a deranged, directionless splatter comedy that exhausts its bag of tricks, many of them recycled…

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By Michael O'sullivan (1,712) for Washington Post (9,851) on 09 Oct 2013

It’s exhausting. It’s also not particularly funny or engaging…

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By Peter Hartlaub (620) for San Francisco Chronicle (7,630) on 09 Oct 2013

As much as Machete Kills is a reunion and continued revival, it also represents a sort of gentrification of the exploitation genre…

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By Peter Howell (1,731) for Toronto Star (3,601) on 09 Oct 2013

Machete Kills is what happens when you stomp - or slash - a good idea to death…

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By Tony Stamp (52) for Flicks.co.nz (982) on 09 Oct 2013

The result is like a Funny Or Die sketch that goes on for way too long…

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By Rafer Guzman (1,080) for Newsday (2,345) on 09 Oct 2013

It's saved by an enjoyably loopy script, several surprisingly strong performances, and the inventive direction of Robert Rodriguez, whose low-budget…

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By Mike Mccahill (552) for Guardian (4,584) on 09 Oct 2013

The odd vivid shot reminds you of Rodriguez's dynamic visual imagination, but also what it's wasted on here: a project as indifferent as some…

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By Bill Gibron (1,013) for Film Racket (579) on 09 Oct 2013

Rodriguez knows his audience and how to pander directly to it…

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By Ian Buckwalter (369) for NPR (1,713) on 09 Oct 2013

At times, to be blunt, he (Trejo) comes off like a silent film star who's accidentally lumbered onto the set of a bloody, violent, thoroughly…

Review of Machete Kills (2013)

By Kyle Smith (1,916) for New York Post (6,650) on 09 Oct 2013

Entertainingly gruesome in parts, and not without a certain anarchic wit, it’s the kind of movie you pause to watch when it’s on TV, but…

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