Review of Machete Kills (2013) by George F — 19 Oct 2013
Machete Kills is like when a kid tells you a pretty funny joke and you laugh and you're both having a great time. Then instead of moving on with your lives the kid wants to tell you the same joke over and over again for the next three days.
Then you want to kill him. This is the Machete franchise. Please Machete, don't go to space. Just fade into obscurity.
This review of Machete Kills (2013) was written by George F on 19 Oct 2013.
Machete Kills has generally received mixed reviews.
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