Review of Machete Kills (2013) by Carlos O — 19 Oct 2013

I like Robert Rodriguez's films most of the times, but this time is not one of those.

This review of Machete Kills (2013) was written by Carlos O on 19 Oct 2013.

Machete Kills has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Aadityamudhar (100) on 16 Apr 2016

Let me start off by saying love love love the first Machete. I can watch it anytime... This one, not so much…

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By Joel R (315) on 06 Aug 2015

Horrible. The first was great. No need for any more of these…

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By Gavin M (668) on 17 Apr 2015

The only...ONLY reason this movie even gets star is for Mel Gibson alone. That's it…

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By Adrian B (1,364) on 22 Oct 2016

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