Review of Machete Kills (2013) by Justa C — 21 Oct 2013

Best thing about it was watching sexy lips Sofia Vergara. Wait for it on free cable, wait for it!

This review of Machete Kills (2013) was written by Justa C on 21 Oct 2013.

Machete Kills has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Matiaszamo_ (1) on 21 Aug 2017

Oidia boi a avlar de **** kills porque aparese mi enemiga leidi gagá ni un brilla y brillo ni con brillatina brilla esta mierdaza si la descargas…

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By Paul G (835) on 21 Jul 2015

Absolutely insane and hilariously awesome. Honestly, I like it more than the first one…

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By Sam O (143) on 26 Aug 2017

Do not expect this to make sense or be serious. In fact be offended because that is part of the project. $8…

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By Boogie B (68) on 06 Sep 2016

I enjoyed the first Machete…

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By Brad W (876) on 23 Sep 2015

This movie was not designed to be an A list movie, this movie was designed to be a B or a C movie at best and it delivers, like the first movie…

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By Andrew G (1,437) on 22 Jan 2017

Insane, ridiculous, unconscionably stupid, and completely self-aware…

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By Rob Gonsalves (1,031) for eFilmCritic.com (5,125) on 14 Jul 2015

Danny Trejo is as far from stale whitebread as you can get. He's the real deal…

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By Justin B (2,000) on 05 Nov 2016

I effing loved this movie. Just can't quite top the first but definitely outrageous fun…

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By Marah R (273) on 02 Sep 2015

It's not like the first machete movie made much sense…

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By Paul D (6,077) on 24 May 2015

The movie is full of brilliancy even with a stretched premise that teeters on tiring far too often but is saved by unexpected cameo performances…

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