Review of Machete Kills (2013) by Chad S — 12 Nov 2013

Disappointing compared to the first but I am looking forward to machette in space.

This review of Machete Kills (2013) was written by Chad S on 12 Nov 2013.

Machete Kills has generally received mixed reviews.

Was this review helpful?

Yes

More reviews of this movie:

Machete Kills (2013) Movie Reviews (705)
Machete Kills (2013) Critic Reviews (101)
Machete Kills (2013) User Reviews (604)

More Reviews of Machete Kills

Review of Machete Kills (2013)

By Mark Jackson (231) for Epoch Times (337) on 06 Jun 2016

Maybe... 'neo-grindhouse' has become a 'genre' because Tarantino's Midas touch turned grindhouse into ... art…

Read Review

Review of Machete Kills (2013)

By J. Olson (540) for Cinemixtape (540) on 14 Apr 2016

The stunt casting is so poorly realized that actors pop in and out of the film at random, the story apparently stitched together according…

Read Review

Review of Machete Kills (2013)

By Boogie B (68) on 06 Sep 2016

I enjoyed the first Machete…

Read Review

Review of Machete Kills (2013)

By Paul G (835) on 21 Jul 2015

Absolutely insane and hilariously awesome. Honestly, I like it more than the first one…

Read Review

Review of Machete Kills (2013)

By Clinton P (47) on 09 Mar 2017

What did you expect? Well you'll get exactly that. I enjoyed it well enough…

Read Review

Review of Machete Kills (2013)

By Joel R (315) on 06 Aug 2015

Horrible. The first was great. No need for any more of these…

Read Review

Review of Machete Kills (2013)

By Giorgio F (32) on 23 Dec 2018

It's only for people who understand cinema…

Read Review

Review of Machete Kills (2013)

By Jh K (596) on 02 Aug 2015

PUFF, QUE MAL TRAGO. A pesar del tono parodico, nada se sostiene aqui... pero eso no es lo importante…

Read Review

Review of Machete Kills (2013)

By Juan V (265) on 24 May 2015

Sin embargo, no pude dejar de verla hasta el final…

Read Review

Review of Machete Kills (2013)

By Joëlle L (82) on 07 Jun 2015

Machete, c'est parfait pour dÃ (C)crocher. C'est complÃ¨tement ridicule et c'est pour Ã§a que c'est gÃ (C)nial…

Read Review

More reviews of this movie

Reviews of Similar Movies

Review of Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)

By Daniel M (2,592) on 17 Nov 2012

While making a successful sequel is difficult in its own right, it becomes especially difficult when you're dealing with comedies…

Read Review

Review of Curse of the Golden Flower (2006)

By Pault. (4) on 19 Dec 2006

Sickly as opposed to visually stunning, Little plot no character dev, and a terrible ending made me feel cheated when the film seemed to accidently…

Read Review

Review of Mission: Impossible III (2006)

By Dalec. (9) on 06 May 2006

No. Bad, regardless of the amount of apologizing these other idiots are making for it. I had twelve bucks and now it's gone. Thanks, Tom…

Read Review

Review of Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003)

By Bluem. (1) on 10 Oct 2006

The most irritating movie I have ever had the misfortune to watch…

Read Review

Review of Secret Beyond the Door (1947)

By Scott R (2,451) on 29 Mar 2017

Must be one of the most absurd movies of all time. Good cast and well directed.but the storyline and dialogue is about as daft as it gets…

Read Review

Review of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

By Owen Gleiberman (3,271) for Entertainment Weekly (6,953) on 23 Apr 1997

When a kids’ flick has nothing to offer but cute special effects, it’s easy to think the filmmakers are patting themselves on the backs…

Read Review

Review of Escape from New York (1981)

By Aaron G (813) on 18 Jul 2016

The 80s camp failed to charm me. If I don't buy what's going on, anything after that doesn't matter…

Read Review

Review of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991)

By Max W (300) on 02 Dec 2015

Poor plot, poor acting, Poor writing, poor action…

Read Review

Review of Breathless (1983)

By Marcus W (1,161) on 09 Nov 2016

Tries to be cool and forgets to be interesting or engaging…

Read Review

Review of Thunderball (1965)

By Vidyabum (29) on 21 Oct 2021

Having recently seen all Bond movies + Never say never again, I made a list of the movies from best to worst. Thunderball is at the bottom…

Read Review

More Reviews

Popular Movies Right Now

Past Lives

2023

84%62 Reviews

Godzilla vs. Kong

2021

66%184 Reviews

Bullet Train

2022

66%170 Reviews

John Wick: Chapter 4

2023

78%170 Reviews

Spider-Man: No Way Home

2021

79%458 Reviews

Dune

2021

77%276 Reviews

Nope

2022

68%181 Reviews

Ford v Ferrari

2019

81%171 Reviews

Inside Out

2015

86%1,276 Reviews

Logan

2017

82%1,785 Reviews

Movies You Viewed Recently

Machete Kills

2013

49%705 Reviews

John Wick: Chapter 2

2017

77%1,351 Reviews

Wing Commander

1999

37%279 Reviews

Sideways

2009

68%673 Reviews

Murder, My Sweet

1944

78%117 Reviews

Ginger Snaps

2000

73%562 Reviews

Imitation of Life

1934

75%122 Reviews

Dead of Winter

1987

60%81 Reviews

Gracie

2007

62%435 Reviews

Mr. Turner

2014

70%516 Reviews