Review of Machete Kills (2013) by Alvin Y — 16 Nov 2013

Machete don't text, tweet, smoke but he f*****g shoots, punch, kills, hell yeah, even take out an intestine and put it on the chopper, seriously that happened here! I'm so sicked about what I just watched here, is this the sequel to that 2010 Machete movie or a parody of that movie, I don't know.

This time, it has more frustrating characters, more extremely graphic violent killing scenes, and even more complicated subplots and endless bloody fight that will make you cringe ever that you will imagine.

The movie also doesn't have an opening and and ending scene which is more of a rushed and quick filmed by Robert Rodriguez. Speaking to that, I think he wants to make the film more fun, but he's wrong, it less fun.

I also wanna despise the actors like Mel Gibson, Sofia Vergara, Amber Heard, Demian Bachir, Antonio Banderas, Cuba Gooding Jr for playing some very out of this world roles, and is that Charlie Sheen playing Carlos Esteves? So, please for the love of God, stop stop stop making more of films like these.

I suppose that this is my #1 WORST movie of 2013 so far! And what else, Machete Kills again and again and forever and ever, shame on you!!!