Review of Machete Kills (2013) by M A — 24 Nov 2013

Not as fresh as the first Machete, but still an over the top cartoon wrapped in great ideas and packed with action. Looking forward to the next one!

This review of Machete Kills (2013) was written by M A on 24 Nov 2013.

Machete Kills has generally received mixed reviews.

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