Review of Machete Kills (2013) by Kj P — 05 Jan 2014

"Machete Kills" continues the trend of dumb grind house action that the first film was so good at, but this had got to be the biggest pile of shit I've seen in a while. Not much comedy, not much good action, and the dialogue was not even clever, it was just cynical.

I do not have much to say about this film. When you have Lady Gaga act in your film, you must be getting pretty desperate, and it's not like Robert Rodriguez did many new things, because he always hires the same people.

There is supposed to be a third film, and by the end of this movie, the sad thing is, I want to see it so badly. This is one of the worst films of 2013.